OOOOH, Girl

A public service blog for bitches who aint know how to get dressed.

arglblarglwargl asked: Is it tacky to mix prints?

Girl, let your closet get together with itself and make a beautiful mixed-pattern baby, and then wear that baby as an outfit. 

Ooh, girl! Is that sweater eatin you alive or barfin you up? Either way I am HUNGRY.

Ooh, girl! Is that sweater eatin you alive or barfin you up? Either way I am HUNGRY.

Girl, did you forget to take your old undies out of dem stretch pants since the last time you wore em? Aint no thang, you just started a trend! Undie  lumps are IN.

Girl, did you forget to take your old undies out of dem stretch pants since the last time you wore em? Aint no thang, you just started a trend! Undie lumps are IN.

pritch asked: Is it tacky to wear my Christmas sweaters after Christmas is over?

Girl, how long after Christmas are we talking? Actually, forget it, it doesn’t matter.

hurricanesarekisses asked: Is it tacky or sexy to let the tops of my tights show? I'm starting to consider wearing this short short skirt...

ooh girl, don’t you know ain’t no skirt too short.

stephandbrent asked: Is it tacky to wear leggings that are sort of see through? Or, those tights that might be leggings? Are they pants? I'M NOT SURE!!!

Girl, what is the point of wearing those fresh zebra-print underpants if people gotta guess whatchoo wearin’?

Girl, I know you been giggling to yourself cuz you are wearing a dickey. Don’t be ashamed, dickies are hilarious.

Girl, I know you been giggling to yourself cuz you are wearing a dickey. Don’t be ashamed, dickies are hilarious.

solomonfletcher asked: Best blog award!

No, girl, I think you are the best blog award. 

Girl, try tucking your shirt into dem underpants for extra security. 

Girl, try tucking your shirt into dem underpants for extra security. 

Girl, it is COLD outside, you aint got to wear layers, just wrap that old blanket from the couch around your waist and you lookin fiiiine.

Girl, it is COLD outside, you aint got to wear layers, just wrap that old blanket from the couch around your waist and you lookin fiiiine.